catchymemes:

cemeterything:

faehalfwit:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

if you try to run me through with your blade i’ll just pull it in deeper until we’re face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

and yes. i will vomit blood into your mouth <3

Pardon?

ALT

you know. bat marriage.

datasoong47:

linguisticparadox:

maxxxines:

crying

“this whole class looks 30 years old”

Average 30-year-old

why-and-or-bother:

Do you eat your pizza crust

Yes

No

Depends on the crust

Reblog please 🙏

thequeeninyellowlace:

shadowthehedgehogmovie:

victoriankeysmash:

grpjuice:

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

Originally posted by thecrayreport

rachelsennot:

BOTTOMS (2023) written by Emma Seligman and Rachel Sennott

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

poetry-siir:

HELP

wikiooc:

piss-pirate:

piss-pirate:

His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

lucypl:

theslowesthnery:

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma’s boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are “like that” because they haven’t seen their grandma’s tits

good job tumblr 👍

kosmogrl:

discontentramblings:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

wafflelovingbatgirl:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it